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september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus

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"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

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what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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me trying to cheer anyone up ever

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I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

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do you ever have those times at 4am where you get so motivated and decide to get all your shit together and then plan out your entire life and future and then the next morning you’re just like lol

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