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"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."

Reblog every time.

(Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3, via sarcastic-snowflake)

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

(via asvprock)

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0, via rain-force)

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via moonfire8)

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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